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I can't accept the results of the election. I am having PESD.
PESD by Red1967 February 22, 2017

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Pothole of an absurd and obscure collection of various definitions submitted by ass-hats that really enjoy putting their time and effort into making incels like me burst into laughter.
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smanging 

not just banging pussy but smashing it also.
Dude, I was totally smanging this chick last night that licked jello off me.
smanging by Mr. Elam May 29, 2011

Husband Hunting 

Husband Hunting

When a woman’s top priority in life is to find a husband by going to any and all singles oriented events. Very common in conservative Catholic Culture.
Mary Ellen: How did your week go?
Linda: Just another week filled going to nightly events Husband Hunting but to no avail.
Husband Hunting by Slabshack November 28, 2018
A channel with a lot of music- and teen-oriented shows.
MTV is a TV channel
MTV by Gabe July 12, 2003

Awkward Arm 

Just an awkward arm with nowhere to go. It normally comes into play during spooning, when you are the big spoon. When you spoon, you're on one side, laying on one arm. The top arm is usually wrapped around your partner. The other arm is squished and uncomfy.
Things to do with your awkward arm:
1.) Massage your partner
2.) Stick under them. and wrap around
3.) Grab his/her butt
4.) Guys: Cover your boner!!
*To your little spoon:
One sec, I have to move my awkward arm.
Awkward Arm by Rosemary Ruth December 30, 2007
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