Soccer Mom

If you see her, run. If you talk to her, run. If her kid attacks you, expect to be in court. Just stay away from this beast of burden.

''C'mon Dorothy time for soccer practice!''
''Hey mom your a soccer mom''
''Yeah i know.''
''Cool.''
''Karen.''
'EXCUSE ME SWEETY , IS THAT HOW YOU SPEAK TO YOUR MOTHER IM GOING TO TALK TO THE MANAGER ABOUT YOUR ATTITUDE MISS.''

by heretoraidanddestroy September 29, 2020

SHED

SHED is a more sane version of shrek that has odd fetishes. SHED is famous for his YTP appearances and is a more prepared version of shrek. SHED is a chad, he's just unstoppable in general and is useful.

I ate the sharpest tool in the SHED

by heretoraidanddestroy September 29, 2020

Gaynite

All your dreams come true!

''Gaynite.''
''Fortnut.''

by heretoraidanddestroy September 29, 2020

kpop

more like kpoop

''Hey medic i like kpop''
''K-pop? more like kpoop.''

by heretoraidanddestroy September 29, 2020

You

up and the down up up down and the hero we up up up up up up down down down down down down left right make it left to the right and to the back to the back to the back to the back to the back.

''Can you please accept this definition UWU?''
''You: yes yes yes''

by heretoraidanddestroy September 29, 2020

Microwave

WRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP BEEEEEEEEEEEEEP BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP

''Microwave: Stop looking at me or i add 5 minutes.''

by heretoraidanddestroy September 29, 2020

Anime

Overrated shit that guys watch because they are really weird. Honestly, anime girls can literally slap a guy and then the guy gets flung to saturn. But if she fights, she literally can't do shit otherwise, what a logic. How can a muscled man get flung to saturn by some 3-foot 13 year old scrub tell me?!

Anime sucks
I agree

by heretoraidanddestroy September 29, 2020