A crathopotimus is usually someone you would find hanging around maccas or KFC with there beaten up old hat asking a fellow bloke if they havva ciggy/durry. A crathopotimus is genrally the quite but very funny guy who's always good to hang around with.
The act of being a complete and utter douchebag on the internet. People who can be called this are usually e-thugs who enjoy talking down to other people, complaining about other people, criticizing other people, stating the obvious, being a douchebag, proclaiming themselves "resident asshole", and being an all around unenjoyable person to be around.
Usually these people have all of the above mentioned traits, and are often the most hated person on the message board.
cjones: insert random douchebag internet toughguy comment
lugnutt: way to be a douche, bud.
irishman: don't worry, he's just cjones'n.
Katie is very outgoing when shes around her friends... but shes very insecure and she feels like no one is there for her even tho she has many people that care for her. She is sweet but watch out dont get on her bad side. She also has anger issues so if your playing among us with you will hear a lot of screaming and cursing....... and maybe crying. If you date Katie treat her well and she'll do the same thing. DONT YOU DARE CHEAT ON KATIE she WILL key your car and slice 3/4 tires good luck with that bill
Person 1: did you hear Wyatt cheated on Katie?
Person 2: yeah! i heard she keyed his car AND sliced 3/4 tires....... AS SHE SHOULD