cjones'n 

The act of being a complete and utter douchebag on the internet. People who can be called this are usually e-thugs who enjoy talking down to other people, complaining about other people, criticizing other people, stating the obvious, being a douchebag, proclaiming themselves "resident asshole", and being an all around unenjoyable person to be around.

Usually these people have all of the above mentioned traits, and are often the most hated person on the message board.

cjones: insert random douchebag internet toughguy comment
lugnutt: way to be a douche, bud.
irishman: don't worry, he's just cjones'n.

cjones'n by UtopiaCollegeSports March 20, 2010

no cojones

Slang term meaning a person has no courage or they are sackless.

Also means a man who has no testicles.

A man who won't stand up for himself, his family, and his friends has no cojones.

no cojones by kero frangipani pants February 8, 2009

night night cones 

The act of smoking a pinch or two of typical good cunt aka maryjane from a bong. To tuck yourself into bed. A very pleasant experience, you will awake the next day feeling very refreshed.

“Can’t sleep!? Better scrape up some night night cones!”

night night cones by Yea Yea double Brown November 19, 2018

National Day of not touching me the cojones 

Today you have to tell me how beautiful I am and not start a conversation because I'm so sad, bitch

National Day of not touching me the cojones is 29 of april

National Day of not touching me the cojones by Fucking_bitch April 29, 2019