cjones'n 

The act of being a complete and utter douchebag on the internet. People who can be called this are usually e-thugs who enjoy talking down to other people, complaining about other people, criticizing other people, stating the obvious, being a douchebag, proclaiming themselves "resident asshole", and being an all around unenjoyable person to be around.

Usually these people have all of the above mentioned traits, and are often the most hated person on the message board.

cjones: insert random douchebag internet toughguy comment
lugnutt: way to be a douche, bud.
irishman: don't worry, he's just cjones'n.

cjones'n by UtopiaCollegeSports March 20, 2010

no cojones

Slang term meaning a person has no courage or they are sackless.

Also means a man who has no testicles.

A man who won't stand up for himself, his family, and his friends has no cojones.

no cojones by kero frangipani pants February 8, 2009

night night cones 

The act of smoking a pinch or two of typical good cunt aka maryjane from a bong. To tuck yourself into bed. A very pleasant experience, you will awake the next day feeling very refreshed.

“Can’t sleep!? Better scrape up some night night cones!”

night night cones by Yea Yea double Brown November 19, 2018

National Day of not touching me the cojones 

Today you have to tell me how beautiful I am and not start a conversation because I'm so sad, bitch

National Day of not touching me the cojones is 29 of april

National Day of not touching me the cojones by Fucking_bitch April 29, 2019

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016