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Urban Dictionary

The United States of America 

A country where around 40% of the world's idiots come from. Around 50% of those idiots come from Florida. The United States' political system is broken, but most Americans don't realize it, they are content with their two party system and are convinced that it's a democracy. It's not, as the electoral vote can be off by millions compared to the popular vote. The United States prefers putting money into the military rather than science, education, or healthcare. The United States largely believes that healthcare is an optional service, not a necessity. The United States also loves shitting on other countries with their large military. A good example of this is how The United States destabilized the middle east by invading Iraq. Americans were too dumb to realize that there were no weapons of mass destruction in Iraq, and their government was lying to them under the Bush administration. On top of this, America left most of the following refugee crisis to be dealt with by smaller European countries. Many of the Americans that make The United States the way it is are workers who were failed by the country's terrible educational system, and believed it when a business man told them he's the best, that he represents their unspecified beliefs, and that he will stop nonexistent problems at their roots. This led to the 2016 election of a narcissist cheeto molester man over a moderate liberal woman who accidentally used her personal E-Mail for government purposes.
So Bill, what do you think of The United States of America?
Well, Charles, I think that The United States of America is attempting to compensate for the size of it's penis with military strength and ignorance of certain necessities.

Surreal Meme 

It's that type of meme that you show to a friend, so he asks why anyone would find this funny.
But you are on such a high level of irony, you don't even care if it makes sense.
That's the joke of surreal memes.

(But it is a special kind of meme which probably won't get ruined by normies. The reason for that is that a normal person would not understand the joke so they wouldn't even try to steal it. None of their 9gag friends would consider it as funny.)
Ted:"Look at this surreal meme."
Fred:"This makes no sense. But it is kinda funny to pretend it would make sense."
Ted:"ikr"
Surreal Meme by Internet_Theorist October 24, 2017

Dyslexik Rewk 

The'alternative' version of Hitchin's 'Dylemik Crew'- who are bascically Blazin' Squad wannabes with a braincell between them. Dyslexik Rewk is made up of Strida, No 1., Jacque, Purple Haze, Rizzle and Fudge
When's the nex Dyslexik Rewk meeting blud?
Dyslexik Rewk by Strida October 13, 2004

Soup Waffle 

When someone drops a loose duece on your foot while you are wearing sandals.
That pipe cleaning goof Green Mike was all liquored up, took a shit and left a soup waffle on my foot.
Soup Waffle by Willy the J.A. March 27, 2003

Cornbread 

A typically boring southern white Christian person that only emotionlessly fucks in missionary position, if at all, just as the Bible intended.
These cornbread ass people out here judging everyone will having boring sex in their confederate flag sheets.
Cornbread by Fugg’em March 17, 2021
A person who gets great pleasure in delivering a silent fart
Whilst travelling in the escalator I could smell something horrible - it has to be a 'Poobsh'
Poobsh by Bimblam December 29, 2007

FishFucker69 

guy: nobody can beat goku!!!

intellectual: FIshFucker69 can

guy: oh
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