functional dumbass

1.) a person who, although intelligent, functions as a dumbass. 2.) Someone who is motivated to rise only to the level of function necessary to complete a task.

1.) Q: "Your friend seems smart! Does she do well in school?" A: "Nah! She's a functional dumbass!"
2.) That functional dumbass fixed my computer problem, but now all my files are deleted!

functional dumbass by 3 card Monty May 25, 2009

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Sosaph

(Sósaph'ed):

Verb / Transative

1: to GIVE UP suddenly or abruptly
2: To abandon something casually and without tribulation
3: To drop your gear in Midgard and hit the bifrost without telling any of your teammates. Then you remain actively talking in "livegames" voice chat to add to the confusion.

4. Quitting a game suddenly, most likely to make out with Iankun: but then again, who could blame you?

a. "Bro, I gotta Sosaph out of this round. I gotta get ready for school."

b. "Bro, I hate my wife, I think I might Sosaph out of this marriage."

c. "My fish died last night. He Sosaphed out of the tank."

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lobcock

a large, sluggish limp penis

I was angry at him, so I referred to him having a lobcock

lobcock by samalama_dingdong4 February 12, 2007

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email thuggin

Being passive aggressive in an email in a corporate setting. Going back and forth in an email and making shitty comments to the other party on the sly.

I'll get on my email thuggin game too and fuck his world up.

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amynxt

evil

amynxt Is very evil and immune to sad and painful things🙄

amynxt by cacaabby October 16, 2021

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Ivan

Ivan is a waste yute.

Breh stop the fuckery, ur actually an Ivan

Ivan by yoyoivansito November 22, 2021

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Ruminate

Focusing on past events in your life, typically ones that didn't turn out the way you would've wanted, and reflecting on them relentlessly with a strong outlook of yourself feeling worthless and inadequate. Depression and anxiety usually follows.

A very common negative thought process after breakups.

Jim: "The definition provided by Jack didn't get very many likes. It didn't even get a whole lot of views for that matter. Now Jack ruminates in the event with thoughts of failure and poor self-image."

James: "Jack looks like he has a lot on his mind."
Jane: "His girlfriend just dumped him. It was simple incompatibility reasons."
James: "Ouch, but why is he taking it so hard? They were only dating for two months."
Jane: "Jack spends a lot of time inside his own head with negative self-talk." He ruminates too much instead of using this as an opportunity to grow and improve."

Ruminate by senahbite85 June 5, 2018

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