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1.) a person who, although intelligent, functions as a dumbass. 2.) Someone who is motivated to rise only to the level of function necessary to complete a task.
1.) Q: "Your friend seems smart! Does she do well in school?" A: "Nah! She's a functional dumbass!"
2.) That functional dumbass fixed my computer problem, but now all my files are deleted!
by 3 card Monty May 25, 2009
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Aug 7 Word of the Day
A celebrity free pass is an agreement between you and your significant other that if you meet said celebrity and there is an opportunity to sleep with them, your partner cannot get mad at you for doing so because you had agreed before hand that this person was your celebrity free pass. It is ideal if both of you in the relationship choose a celebrity free pass so that the playing field is even.
Julia met Drake at a bar, and hooked up with him, knowing that her significant other could not be mad at her, because Drake was her celebrity free pass.
by gingerale011 March 25, 2011
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