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cell phone 

A completely portable and wireless phone which is supposed to be usable just about anywhere. In reality, though, these pieces of shit usually drop calls, fade in and out, or make the person on the other end sound like they are talking under water. However, people still love these phones because using them in public makes these insecure dumb fucks feel important. These irritating douchebags will usually raise their voice 2-3 times higher than their normal speaking voice so you can hear them from across the room easier than you can hear the person sitting next to you. They also turn the customizable ringtone (usually a 5 minute song) up as high as possible so everyone can hear it. (Putting the phone on vibrate doesn't let them feel important by announcing to the whole room that someone is calling.)
That douchebag in the library has been pissing me off by talking loud on his cell phone for half an hour. The next time his cell phone rings, it will be coming from inside his ass.
cell phone by MrFranklin July 1, 2006

womp womp womp 

The signature bass sound of Dubstep music.
And the bass goes, Womp womp womp womp womp"
womp womp womp by MaxFC3S May 4, 2010

Mr Laskowitz 

A guy with a nice wanker and a great booty.
I met the hottest Mr Laskowitz at the mall yesterday.

Isabelle 

A beautiful girl who is just perfect! She will get any guy she wants will her beauty and love. She is stylish and is very popular. She is smart, charming, popular, kind, fashionable, and perfect. Isabelle is loved by everyone and all the guys like her! She is fun and funny. Everyone compliments her, and some people are very jealous. She is an inspiring person.
Isabelle Is So Charming And Popular, She Is Perfect.
Isabelle by NameDictionaryKnower February 27, 2017
A bunch of white kids who think they are hardcore gangsters from the ghettos and listen to "phat beats" such as Blazin' Squad and So Solid Crew, which they think is gangster music, when it is no more than pop music with annoying "raps" and "beats". They are usually popular at school and go around acting "propa hard" beating up and pushing around anyone that's not popular or a chav like them. They also like to call anyone that likes rock music a "goff" "mosha" or "grunga". Avoid these mindless fuckwits at any chance you can.

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chavs by Blahb May 3, 2005

Shayleigh 

The best bitch in the world.Loves spending time with her friends , family and mostly a boy. Shayleigh's are super nice and will do anything for you. They are as hot as fuck and are thicc.
Love them
defenetly recomend being with a Shayleigh.
Shayleigh by lolololo1212 June 23, 2020