A completely portable and wireless
phone which is supposed to be usable just about anywhere. In
reality, though, these pieces of shit usually drop calls, fade in and out, or make the person on the other end sound like they are talking under
water. However, people still
love these phones because using them in public makes these insecure dumb fucks feel important. These irritating douchebags will usually raise their voice 2-3 times higher than their normal speaking voice so you can hear them from across the room easier than you can hear the person sitting next to you. They also turn the customizable ringtone (usually a
5 minute song) up as
high as possible so everyone can hear it. (Putting the phone on vibrate doesn't let them feel important by announcing to the whole room that someone is calling.)
That douchebag in the library has been pissing me off by talking loud on his cell
phone for half an hour. The next
time his cell phone rings, it will be coming from inside his
ass.