Definitions by Paytonlisious40

tubechoked

When food or saliva goes down the wrong tube and chokes you

i had to give my friend the heimlich manuvier because he tubechoked on a piece of steak.

tubechoked by Paytonlisious40 January 12, 2026

Suckerchomp

Not being able to suck a sucker without biting it.

Can you believe that suckerchomp already had three lollipops.

Suckerchomp by Paytonlisious40 September 15, 2025

Bumper Eater 

When you follow tooo close on the highway .

Can you Believe this car behind me? He is a total bumper eater.

Bumper Eater by Paytonlisious40 September 15, 2025

Jacoblopez 

A guy who has major issues. He cries when he doesn't get his way. He throws tantrums and Kool aid when you make him mad. He thinks he's such a catch when he's actually one you should throw back. He is a leach and thief and the biggest liar you've ever met. He makes bad choices and is obsessed with sex. He thinks he's so good at shooting pool but he is actually just a major lame.

If you run into a Jacoblopez definitely beat him up or go the other direction... Fast.

Jacoblopez by Paytonlisious40 February 18, 2023

Pullatypuss 

When you pull out of her puss right before you bust a nut.

Javier is a pullatypuss master when he spluges his jizz.

Pullatypuss by Paytonlisious40 November 20, 2021

Loudloader 

A male who moans and groans excessively while in the pique of sexual climatic ejaculation.

I don't want to go to the Easy Sleezy Goodnight Inn on fifth street, because it filled with loudloaders, and I can never get a good night's rest.

Loudloader by Paytonlisious40 November 20, 2021

Jackndabox 

When your eating some ass and out pops a surprise.

Never munch if your girl just ate lunch or you could get a mouth full of jackndabox.

Jackndabox by Paytonlisious40 June 3, 2020