Melon Dog

Melon Dog(Noun) is a term used to refer to sexually aggressive women who will usually resort to sexual assault for gratification.

Melon Dog(Verb) is a term used to describe the sexual action of stimulating a man's prostate while giving them a handjob as the dominant partner.

"Cindy is such a Melon Dog, I heard she melon-dogged James till he cried."

"...Why are you in my house-"

Melon Dog by That Random Black Guy With VRS October 28, 2023

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staked

to say one word to someone, then quickly leave. Typically a shy person will do this.

Donald: she’s hot
Ron: yea go talk to her
Donald: ok

(Tries to talk to her, comes back)
Donald: shoot I staked

staked by madilyn rovan September 10, 2019

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Pocket muffin

A muffin that you keep in your pocket for emergency calories. Essential for garnering sweet gainz after a workout when you are in a place with no food, or food that doesn't fit your macros.

Deshawn keeps a pocket muffin in all of his jackets, which is why he possesses great swole.

Pocket muffin by Swoledonym April 20, 2014

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Woo Zi Mu

A woo zi mu is a bowl of opium mixed with cocaine. Comes from Woobanger (weed and coke) and Wu Zi Mu from Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas. Refers to the Chinese Opium Trade.

Hey sprinkle some yay on that opium bowl and lets smoke a Woo zi mu

Woo Zi Mu by TrappeJesus May 5, 2010

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Twitzombie

Twitzombie:1)n.a person who,when the much anticipated twitpocalypse occurs, will horribly implode in a fiery ball of guts and computer code into a smouldering pile of ash.

Dude,Twitter´s down again, check out the fu%$in twitzombies running for cover

Twitzombie by HeyYouGeeks October 4, 2010

komaeism

1. Eclectic Style
2. The art of dressing by blending different styles and colors that don't necessarily match, but look good together.

her outfit doesn't really match, but it works. well, too.

-its a komaeism.

komaeism by randiculous July 27, 2009

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Narf

1. A substitute word, does not need to be for a curse word, can be used in any circumstance.

2. A word used to break the ice at a party.

3. A word your child might use in 4th grade.

1. So was narfing to the bar and I narfed a huge pair or knockers.

2. (Moment of silence)
Person 1: NARF!
Person 2: Oh, hey!

3. Haha Narf!!!

Narf by D-Wade November 15, 2005

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