Definitions by Swoledonym

Pocket muffin 

A muffin that you keep in your pocket for emergency calories. Essential for garnering sweet gainz after a workout when you are in a place with no food, or food that doesn't fit your macros.

Deshawn keeps a pocket muffin in all of his jackets, which is why he possesses great swole.

Pocket muffin by Swoledonym April 20, 2014