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Washed swimmers 

Pro Swimmers who have done goofed up so far.
Examples of Washed swimmers are

-Ryan Lochte bc of 2016 but sorta started to figure life out and sorta reedemed himself.
-Klete Keller because of January 6th.
-Connor Dwyer because of his stupidity of testosterone and getting banned.
-Shaine Casas because according to guys at the Texas pro group he’s an asshole also told a top recruit to not go to his former college out of spite.
-Yannick Angel because of his SA scandal
-Diver Jordan Windel because of texting an underage girl in that way.
-Brock Turner because of the incident at Stanford.
There’s probably more that’s all I remember so far.
Short. Simply the definition of short.
Casey is short
Casey by TuamCanis November 7, 2023

Amazingest 

Beyond amazing
Jojo is the amazingest.
Amazingest by Valmejia July 31, 2016

Keboobies 

2 or more kebabs when you’re drunk
We’re going for a couple keboobies
Keboobies by Gustavweber November 2, 2023
The beautifulest girl you will ever meet, Very giggly and is very good at giving relationship advice. Jocelyn's are hard to get. They usually have brown curly medium hair. Is very flirty but doesn't realize when she does it. Very good in bed if you know what I mean ;) If a guy is lucky enough to date or be with a girl name jocelyn make sure you don't crowd them.

Jocelyn has been heartbroken. She is loyal and trusting. Not a lot of girls like Jocelyn because of jealousy and because of beauty. She can kick ass if she needs. She might act shy at first, But she is loud and sassy.
BOYS!! DON'T even try to make jocelyn jealous, If you do you will regret it for the rest of your life. Hold her in your arms and make her feel loved. She is sensitive and creative. She knows how to suck really good. So if your the lucky boy that is with her now,YOU Will have a good time in bed ;)
Brian: "Have you seen Jocelyn?"
Ty: "Yes she's looking sexier than ever!"
Jocelyn by I eat dogs for breakfast November 15, 2018

DCEUtard 

Someone who loves sucking zack snyder and warner bros dicks and have a shit taste on films and are very hypocritical
DCEUtards are people who think zack snyder is the greatest director of all time and thinks every DCEU film is better than a hit marvel film.
DCEUtard by anonymous April 3, 2021
A terrible affliction caused by sexual intercourse, biting, sucking, licking, or being otherwise naked in a beachy area. Symptoms include inflamed penis, extreme erectional pain, and general discomfort.

There is only one known cure for sand cock: time.
Dude, I had sex at the beach the other night and contracted a wicked case of sand cock.
Sand Cock by SandyPants09 June 1, 2009
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