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A horrible channel that brainwashes stupid people into becoming stupier by making them like poser crap such as Good Charolte, Avril lavgine, Slipknot, Present day Rap, ect. Also the channel is about 99% reality shows and 1% music. The channel used to be good in the 80's and early 90's but then TRL came on and in 1998 MTV stopped caring about music and became an evil corporation devoted to make american Pre-teens buy useless sh*t. MTV then came out with MTV2 which promised to be a channel devoted entirely to music video's but only played rap video's. Finnaly MTV2 broke it's promise and now plays 99% reality shows.
If you watch MTV then your head will explode.
MTV by Mr.t July 15, 2004

wibbling 

When the words someone is saying descend into less and less useful details to the point that they realise they are not saying anything useful
I'm going to stop by the store to pickup some potatoes on my way home....hmm, should I get some green veg? I know we've got those leeks that needing up, but I was thinking it might be nice to do a roast on Sunday, and I don't want to have to go to the store again....ah, ignore me, I'm just wibbling here.
wibbling by Danack May 9, 2020

Curt Schilling 

The best pitcher in the world who helped the Boston Red Sox win their first World Series in 86 years.
Despite having a bad ankle Curt Schilling helped the Red Sox make one of the best comebacks ever!
Curt Schilling by Budd April 11, 2005
When something or someone is just a pain in the ass and too much effort. They spoil the eblvent meeting. Or the combined effort I'd just to exhausting.
Let's go cycling today? No it's a fucking schlepp up that mountain.
Should we invite James to party with us,? No, hes suck n schlepp, he drags the fun outa EVERYTHING.
Schlepp by The Noogie June 25, 2019
God, Karina, you can be so iddin sometimes.
Iddin by Nejiten77534 July 8, 2010
A 7 inch erect penis, as measured from the center of the butt hole, between the testicles, and up the under belly of the shaft to the tip of said penis. Measured by ones wife or loved one.
I don't care how much bigger your hands are than me. My wife measured me last night and I have a stout, fat, V-Hamm.
V-Hamm by TheScarletPimp November 10, 2013

Jeffery Thomas 

A dick-head fisher-man. He has a bad temper, but loving heart bigger than his butt. He makes love like non-other.
Jeffery Thomas can catch the biggest fish known to man.
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