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A 7 inch erect penis, as measured from the center of the butt hole, between the testicles, and up the under belly of the shaft to the tip of said penis. Measured by ones wife or loved one.
I don't care how much bigger your hands are than me. My wife measured me last night and I have a stout, fat, V-Hamm.
by TheScarletPimp November 10, 2013
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