My Granny Got Hit by a Bazooka
Like 'My House Got Bombed' (another one of my definitions), this can also be used as a shitty excuse to not to anything due to its *also* shocking nature, and the fact that it involves your grandma. If you ARE encountering this problem, then I recommend writing a song about it - the last time someone did that, it went viral.
Teacher: Why haven't you done your homework?
Kid: Oh, my granny got hit by a bazooka.*
Teacher: Oh, you poor thing! Forget I ever said that.
*Fake crying and general wailing is recommended, to really sell it to whoever you're trying to deceive.
Kid: Oh, my granny got hit by a bazooka.*
Teacher: Oh, you poor thing! Forget I ever said that.
*Fake crying and general wailing is recommended, to really sell it to whoever you're trying to deceive.
My Granny Got Hit by a Bazooka by lover of house bombing October 29, 2026