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Urban Dictionary

My Granny Got Hit by a Bazooka

Like 'My House Got Bombed' (another one of my definitions), this can also be used as a shitty excuse to not to anything due to its *also* shocking nature, and the fact that it involves your grandma. If you ARE encountering this problem, then I recommend writing a song about it - the last time someone did that, it went viral.
Teacher: Why haven't you done your homework?
Kid: Oh, my granny got hit by a bazooka.*
Teacher: Oh, you poor thing! Forget I ever said that.

*Fake crying and general wailing is recommended, to really sell it to whoever you're trying to deceive.
A spectral and divine being in nature, the Damo comes (c;) once a year to bestow his blessing of beauty and unfathomable sexiness upon his students. His majestically shiny bald head is said to be the reason that all monks shave their heads, in an effort to be as much like the almighty Damo as they can. Believe it or not, Damo was once a human, named Damon Smith, a child of Jesus Christ himself, but he swiftly overcame his father in terms of power and schlong size alike, ruling over multiple classrooms of history, program X and ultimately the universe. Those who defy him will be banished to the pod, which may seem tame but after experiencing the overwhelming light of Damo, then quickly being torn from the sensation, will result in great grief and dismay, causing some to go insane. Those who are fortunate enough as to make eye contact with The Damo immediately enter a trance that always results in an orgasmic state.
My eyes locked with The Damo and i was suddenly his, there was no escape from his beautiful gaze, cleaning agents were required.
The Damo by Weinergursk September 11, 2016

Sansilla 

This little-used piece of vacation terminology is a combination of the words "sand" and "silla" which is spanish for "chair."

When one would like to recline on the beach and there are no deckchairs available for you enjoyment, scooping sand out of a pit and into a tall pile will give you a an equally comfortable seat and backrest after less than one minute of excavation.

This method always uncovers wet, sub-surface sand, so it is necessary to sprinkle dry sand back on top to avoid any wetness if that bothers you. Perfect for reading a book.
"oh no, those money grubbing resort owners are charging 10 dollars to rent out lawn chairs and parasols."

"worry not, my equatorial amigo, a sansilla is economical, stylish, and environmentally friendly."

"cabron, ¿sabes que eres sumamente inteligente a veces?"

"thanks amigo. let´s get to digging."
Sansilla by stubble January 20, 2009

magropic 

Lolita, or child porn pictures of the softcore variety, as opposed to the hardcore netropic. It is an underground japanese term and Urban Dictionary doesn't support the reference kana at this time. The term originates from the earliest days of the internet in Japan, pre World Wide Web. It was not illegal in Japan, in those days to possess images and Japanese culture allowed magazines with Ro and Roritapictures to be sold on newsstands. magrori pictures were traded in the newsgroups called youth-and-beauty because they were softcore and had less trading value. This is all part of a movement called rorikon, or "lolita consciousness" based on the forbidden love affair in Nabokov's famous novel.
Yasuhiro has many netropic because he is yakuza and some magropic, would like to trade.
magropic by Yasuhiro Arikawa November 5, 2008

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cheese-toaster

A sword.

Adumbrated in Shakespeare, Henry V, II, Nym: "... I will wink and hold out mine iron. It is a simple one; but what though? It will toast cheese, and it will endure cold as another man's sword will."
The knight stared menacingly at his enemy, before unsheathing his cheese-toaster and charging.
cheese-toaster by Chika January 15, 2007
A dick who doesn't give a shit about others. he is a type of person who rejects social media and is also malluphobic. He is fiercely loyal to his friends and also hates vine compilations
Vaikunt is a cunt best stay away from him
vaikunt by nikolai1997 August 8, 2017
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