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Urban Dictionary

Righteousize 

To make something justifiable or right. Making something seem okay or alright to do or say when it is not.
You were acting like an idiot when you were wasted last night. Don't try to righteousize it.

You can't righteousize the fact that you drank all of my beer and didn't even leave me one.
Righteousize by Islander Greg February 24, 2010

Obamunist 

One who believes in relinquishing freedom to a supreme all-knowing government.
Barrack Osama is an Obamunist.
Obamunist by omahakfizzle October 18, 2008

One-itis 

When a guy devolopes infatuation with a girl he is not involved with, or maybe just a friend thinking he is in love with that girl
I love that girl, i think she is the most beutiful girl in the world. She is funny, loving and I just want to be with her for the rest of my life, to bad she doesn't know me...
One-itis by lucid March 3, 2005
1. The act of not doing in any time or place.

2. Not at all.

3. Not doing in the past, present, or future.

Never is an antonym of always.
Martha: Truth or dare?

Shelly: I pick truth.

Martha: Is it true that you like Jenson?

Shelly: No! Never in my life! Not now, not soon, never!
Never by FestiveWatchDog January 17, 2018

Goat beard 

Noun

A woman who has straight pubic hair, thereby resembling a goat's beard.

Synonyms: pubes, pubic hair.

#pubes #mons pubis #vulva #yoni
"My hair down there is so straight, it looks like a goat beard.
Goat beard by Aurora Blew March 11, 2017

Flight to Sweden 

The act of pleasuring a woman by eating her out.
She gave me a flight to Boston so I gave her a flight to Sweden.
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