A lubster is someone who doesn’t understand anything and is bad at relationship stuff. Slow as hell typer and bad at advice. Pretty big simp overall. Tells you all there problems that you don’t care about.

A drink, that kids drink. also comes in strawberry and vanilla

Some one who has a Doctorate in being a dick to everyone

The amount of carbon dioxide - essentially zero - emitted due to the consumption of fossil fuels by a person in the grip of Cabin Fever, staying at home during the pandemic.

A not so rare disease/deformity some people (male or female) encounter in their life. This disease/deformity will bring down someone's self-esteem & hurt their chances at dating a 10. Extend-o-back aka Extend-o-neck is when that ass never makes an appearance. This forces your neck/upper back to extend all the way down to your ankles.

A nap that suddenly happens without your prior knowledge. The napper wakes up a few hours later feeling groggy and disheveled.

For example; I sat down on my futon to study and I woke up two hours later not realizing that I had fallen victim to a rogue nap.