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Urban Dictionary

The universe 

basically a huge ball of everything that wants to kill you, literally. imagine just travelling to the edge of the universe just to see a dark void?
the universe is a hellhole filled with bright and pitch black balls that kill you if your too close to them.
The universe by haha yez April 19, 2022

Spooge Monkey 

One whose hands are always sticky from "spanking the monkey".
I went over to pick JB up for golf and that "spooge monkey" was at it again. or JB is such a "spooge monkey" no wonder he has such a monster slice.
Spooge Monkey by gmonk March 12, 2003
When a female spider is carrying her eggs and her abdomen becomes full and distended.
“Look at the size of her abdomen, she might be eggnant”
eggnant by Luke Dogwalker November 28, 2020
a-suh (uh-suh)

Alternate form of expressing one's laughter.
"Asuh! That was a very funny joke."
asuh by Conrad Anna Graham July 8, 2005

24 February 

The best, most gorgeous and awesome person was born on this day!!!
Person 1: Yo, it’s 24 February, today is Sarah’s birthday!!!
Person 2: She’s the number one seating partner and bestest friend I’ve ever had!!!
24 February by itstoocoldhere_ February 24, 2023
''See you in a bit''
Msn:
Right dude CUIAB
Cuiab by Jon November 3, 2004
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