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social media creep 

Some who stalks/creeps about on another persons profile on social media groups such as twitter, Facebook, MySpace or if they are in need of psychiatric help even bebo. This person usually leads an uninteresting life with limited friends and struggles with relationships excess the reason they have so much time to creep on unsuspecting victims. They usually know everything that's going on or happening in there town or city especially if it doesn't concern them.
Person 1-"Did you hear Steve the stud went out with that hot chick Stuart used to date?"
Person 2- "no I didn't! Who told you that?"
Person 1-" I seen it on Steve's brothers Facebook page"
Person 2- "I didn't know you were friends "
Person 1-"we're not"
Person 2-"I don't think we should be friends you're a social media creep"
social media creep by Djc2508 November 7, 2013
The act of masturbating to porn displayed on a computer screen. Used in combination with the word 'teh.'
1. Where's Mike? Oh, he's doing teh pr0njax. 2. Ah, time for some pr0njax!
Pr0njax by Grumbo December 16, 2003

Kung fu panda 

When you and your buddies drink a ton of beer and snort a ridiculous amount of cocaine .. You then sneak into the zoo at night and attack the panda bears with various martial arts moves
Tom: hey what happened to you guys last night Dave: dude!.. We got all wasted and got arrested doing the Kung fu panda

Holy Roller

A gang member turned religious in prison.
whats his name from that one hood got locked up now hes a holy roller
Holy Roller by joemhuhuih October 10, 2008

sour johnson 

When a person takes a shot of lemon juice, and then gives their significant other a blowjob.
Oh man my girl gave me a sour johnson last week. It started out amazing, but I haven't been able to pee since.
sour johnson by bldaw November 24, 2014
An all knowing entity, more commonly known by his other name, Google.
I didn't know the answer, so I looked it up on God.
God by IncurablyAwesome October 14, 2011

Toot alert 

When u farted and want to inform people that u farted.
Jake: “Farts”
Jake: Toot alert
Me: Thank god I can’t smell your fart
Toot alert by Abu-hmaid October 20, 2021
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