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Cartiologist 

The person usually an attractive female who drives the food and beverage cart on a golf course.
Screw going to college I’m going to be a cartiologist. Now give me the damn keys!
Cartiologist by Chinkles March 19, 2023

Montoxicated 

To drink or be drunk while at work. To be intoxicated on the job.
Monti is slurring his words, he must be Montoxicated again.
Montoxicated by Montiodious May 10, 2004
He is a misterious guy, but hot....
People tends to get attracted to him,
Heartbreaker.
Stop being an ajas!!
Ajas by Vlocee November 25, 2021
an amoral fucker who gets his jollies being as big an ass as possible, especailly to n00bs and 'tards.
* avie tells syth to STFU
--- Satan gives channel operator status to syth
<avie> whoops
--- syth sets ban on avie!*avier@*.*
<-- syth has kicked avie from #buffy-naked (go away now)
syth by Syth January 16, 2004
A necessary component of one's body that allows the user to form logical thoughts and perform actions. Recent studies report that people's sisters are the only known organisms that can live without a brain. Instead, inside their heads are pieces of big chungus's belly fat, which creates the power of stupidity which feeds their damned souls.
Doctor: What are your hobbies?
Stupid sister: NyAAaaAAaAA
Brother: What's wrong with her, Doc?
Doctor: I'm afraid she has no brain at all. I'm sorry. There's nothing we can do.

Brother: What's that like?
Docter: It's like she has autism and down syndrome and times that by 1000.
brain by xXNeedForWeedXx July 29, 2019
"Meg" is a derogatory word & also the name for the worst character in Family Guy, & the worst of all shows ever made. First of all, she is cringey & also ugly. Worst of all, she hates PETER GRIFFIN! Like, BRUH. She has also been involved in many crimes & she paid the US government to keep her off of the FBI's Most Wanted list. She is such a horrible creature & she has no remorse for existing. She has violated every law, religion, policy, guideline, ToS, & order every given to her. Like, holy CRAP man.
Man A: Aw man, I hate Meg.
Man B: Dude, why?
Man A: Uh, are you stupid? SHE IS CRINGE!!
Man B: Ew, gross...
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