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ghettonian 

A person or group of people that conduct/act as if they lived in the ghetto. They primarily live in decent socio-economic suburban neighborhoods and have the tendency to belong to some form of middle class. They also tend to frequent walmart stores on a regular basis as if that was the end-all-be-all shopping experience. They swear up and down to you that they come from the hood but have never stepped nor truly lived in it. It could also be a white trash individual who brings down the nice neighborhood.
Hey bro. Did u check out the new neighbor? He put nascar tires out in front of his home and is now using them as wanna be decorative planters. What a fucken ghettonian!
ghettonian by david cabrini July 19, 2010

smuck teams 

1. unfair teams
2. josh w
Ugh, we lost but we had smuck teams! Josh was on our team!
This unusual cross of a bull moose and female cougar is found rarely in North America. But there have been sightings, mostly in inland British Columbia Canada. Scientists are still unsure how a moose could mate successfully with a cougar, but there is one confirmed case and it is being studied.
I was driving from Kelowna to Barrier, when this moogar walking on two legs, with moose horns started chasing me
Moogar by radioactivenewf September 21, 2009

Oan SWAT 

A slang word for "Green Lantern", a D.C. comics character who's responsibilities include being a part of a peace keeping force based on the planet Oa.
There are no official examples of Oan SWAT being used in cannon.
Oan SWAT by Oan SWAT July 9, 2009

child protective services 

a number that is called once for every 7-year-old who uses TikTok.
"Hey Tom, you got any idea why Child Protective Services just had a huge spike in calls?"

"Yeah, 3 million a day is pretty wack."

woketail 

A low or no alcohol cocktail that is decidedly woke.
Man I feel great after smashing a dozen woketails last night.
woketail by BGSBGS January 9, 2021
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