golden thrust

\gōl-dənˈthrəst\
n.

: The act of a male urinating, during the forward push, whilst penetrating any orifice with his penis.

v.
: Urinating while penetrating any orifice during the forward push with a penis.

"Man, I've been holdin' in all day. I can't wait to golden thrust that pussy tonight."

golden thrust by Charlie in the Trees November 18, 2013

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giraffe

an animal native to....africa....studies show they often engage in homosexual activity...more then heterosexual activity...fucking giraffes

look at that giraffe! he sure likes giving it up the ass...and receiving it too.....

giraffe by elizardbeth June 29, 2007

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Peach Gobbler

There are two steps to the Peach Gobbler

Step 1: Encasing the penis in candy peach rings and perform intercourse.

Step 2: Keep the rings on while you and your partner engage in 69.

Both of you will enjoy a sweet treat.

Friend 1: My girlfriend has such a sweet tooth it seems like she prefers candy over sex
Friend 2: Just give her a Peach Gobbler bro

Peach Gobbler by SexAddict27 February 24, 2021

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1 inch wonder

A person with a 1 inch peinis or a being with a abnormaly small penis

Jofe:Oh you know wade yeah
Dan:yeah y jofe

Jofe:because he has a 1 inch wonder

Dan:funny jofe

Elliot:jofe your mem said you have a 1 inch wonder

Everyone:laughs

1 inch wonder by Black saint December 31, 2016

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man law

Originated from a series of Budweiser commercials where a group of supposedly (manly) men, namely celebrities and athletes, sit around a table deciding the secret codes of conduct for men.

1) What to do when a guy sticks his finger in your beer. Solution: "you poke it you own it" Man law!

2) What to do when you meet an attractive girl but has a long list of ex-boyfriends... Solution "You make sure you don't fall in love with her" Man law!

man law by ManliestManAlive June 23, 2006