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Jason, usually an intelligent, quirky, attractive, and slightly nerdy guy. He’s also extremely popular among the opposite gender, even with his mediocre social skills. Jason makes an incredible significant and friend, with his endearing and loyal personality. In addition, he usually has a weird obsession with things like video games and TV shows, often going as far as purchasing merchandise for these things.
I can always trust Jason!
Jason is so hot!
I love Jason so much, I wish he was my bf.
Jason by 1kdadf3e2 January 21, 2021

Best couple 

Two people who are in love (aka @bby_amari and @onmykneesfor.arlert
@bby_amari and @onmykneesfor.arlert are the best couple and are better than @smellytitanpiss and @ua_school

Veronika 

Veronika spelled with K instead of C is a fucking bitch who is yet unaware where her place is. If you plan on going somewhere, you need not worry! For she will invite herself knowing you'd be thrilled to be in her presence. If you meet a Veronika, DO NOT befriend her. She will cling to you for the rest of your life. The amount of information she can remember about a person is almost frightening.
Don't be a Veronika, do better

Veronika, go away
Heeeeeyy... Veronika
Veronika by Real fucker October 11, 2021

drive-by shooting 

To go out with friends who all have a bullet for the purpose of consuming cocaine.
You going out tonight?

Hell yeah, we're gonna go on some drive-by shootings!
or
We're going to have some drive-by shootings!
drive-by shooting by NOZER June 10, 2009

Satan Incarnate

Hey! I know him!
Hym "Pfft! Satan Incarnate? What a ridiculous thing to claim to be..."

Iam "Wait, didn't you..."

Hym "Me? No! I'm not him."
Satan Incarnate by Hym Iam June 18, 2024
A term that is know as Football to the whole world apart from America, Canada & Australia. Requires you to have agility to run for 90 mins +. Also requires two feet and a round ball. Good balance is also needed. It's the most over paid job that has higher wages than any other sport, alot of the people who play it are cheaters, they also feel that kicking a ball in a net is the hardest thing in the world. Go retardly crazy when they kick a ball in a net. Professional Footballers only play because of the $100,000 pay check at the end of the game. Although they still like the sport. Most footballers earn pocket money by doing advertisments for boots that make poor kids fell like crap, and they get paid millions for it. Get all the nice women because the biotchs are too popular to be seen with any1 who has a useful job like firefighters & police officers etc. Crowd control is also very poor in some countries due to their dumbness of liking the sport and thinking they are hard fight 1 person with 150 of their low life pals. In some countries, the national football side is referred to as "the troops" even they are no where near as brave as the actual troops who fight for their rich asses. Chavs also favour this sport.
Rugby, American Football, Baseball, Ice Hockey, Basketball hell even snail racing is more fun than soccer.
soccer by chrisusa February 24, 2007

Sodomize 

To insert something foreign in someones ass
Im going to rip your arm off and sodomize your wife with it.
Sodomize by Shitbird1968 August 24, 2018
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