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Urban Dictionary

Football Twitter 

A bunch of sad virgins who spend their holidays behind a screen rather than going out. They tend to have cringy @s like "SaucySane" or "BuzzingHazard", they love to abuse youtubers like Bateson and Spencer and satisfy themselves by calling others "nonce". Having your mates spam the reply section with the letter "W" when you have actually lost a debate is a common theme. Football Twitter experts never go to games and rarely watch them on TV but they base their opinions on stats from livescore applications. They don't actually celebrate their team's goals with their mates/family in real life and would rather tweet "KANEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE" when their team scores a vital goal. A big section of those accounts love to harass women by calling them slag and mock people for how they look whilst hiding behind a footballer's avi. In conclusion, they think being sexist, racist and controversial is edgy and cool.
What did you do in the weekend mate?

Football Twitter account: Lmaoo I rustled Rebekah Vardy alongside my football Twitter gang and called her a slag, Big W for me

occupation giver

A girl who is crazy for sex who will be willing to give "occupations" such as hand job and bj. occupations=jobs
"Dude, is Emily an occupation giver?"
"Heck yeah, I'm calling her over now."
occupation giver by Kyle SJ October 24, 2007

Colby College 

Elite liberal arts college located deep in the woods of Maine. Most students are described by the acronym "LUG" - Liberal Until Graduation. Excellent supplier of employees for Wall Street. Student body tends to be white, wealthy, intelligent, and friendly.
"I'm smart but I also want to have fun. I'm going to Colby College, because Bowdoin girls are ugly and at Bates they smoke crack."
Colby College by Cracker2000 August 23, 2004
Someone who is not necessarily a girlfriend or a fiance but at the moment you meet them you know they are wife material.
Boris - "Hey Andris, I met my prewife yesterday, she was great! That means I don't know her yet but she seems like wife material"
Prewife by n3dward January 29, 2020
The act of wretching so hard that you fart at the same time
'omg, did she just kin?'
Kin by Kinal Patel January 11, 2017
Just a group of folk that know how to have a laugh know wit an sayin
Steven says to Liam-you hink your yf shut it

Kamryn Quinn’s da-yf ya bas
Yf by Mayfield bam December 22, 2019
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