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Optimal privation 

Why the privation? Do you want to know? They NEED you... To NEED Jesus and their reality monster.
Hym "So... If you DON'T ACTUALLY NEED THEIR REALITY MONSTER... Well... That's nothing a little OPTIMAL PRIVATION WON'T FIX! Then you'll have nowhere else to turn. And if you DON'T? Well, the creature will sort you out after you're dead. So, they need to manufacture it with inaction. People can be quoted saying 'Well, so-and-so could fix world hunger over night' BUT that would get rid of all the privation. No need for Jesus anymore. The church would have no one to feed to justify all of the money they are given. The poor are perpetual money farms so long as you create a perpetual state of privation. Because people are always willing to donate to charity or church. They aren't even expected to spend all of the money ON THE ACTUAL THING FOR WHICH THEY ARE BEING GIVEN THE MONEY. The don't have to show their receipts."
Optimal privation by Hym Iam August 14, 2023

Saggitacious 

Is a concatination of the words sagittarius and delicious. This implies that the general Saggitarious man is delicious by design, as he performs well in all areas, specifically in the kitchen. His recipes are original in a good way - same as his unpredictable personality
Daaaaamnnn Guuurlll you done well and got yourself a Saggitacious hunk! Where can I get me some o dat?

That fine man you are going out with is Saggitacious!
Saggitacious by Lewuff December 8, 2010

ken kaneki 

A hot ass!!! Ghoul that was first a weakling... an over powers anime character that made everyone want more and more seasons. A strong guy that could scare you with just a look. A dude that married a bitch named touka and got her pregnant🙄.... it’s the black reaper kaneki for me🤤
Oh your hot like ken kaneki

Don’t get look at me like that your scaring me like ken kaneki
ken kaneki by Ceo.anime0 September 25, 2020

i own you nig 

when you boardsliding a rail and you want to land it yell this. it is not demening in any way its is something you say to a rail
"i own you nig" told that rail
i own you nig by bodie January 12, 2007

penisfaggot 

Suitable substitute for an insult of your choice. Best shouted at the top of your lungs for maximum effect. See also: penis and faggot. Makes for fun times in combination with the penis game.
A: dude, what the fuck was that for?
B: for being a beaner. PENISFAGGOT!!

or

A: penis.
B: PENIS.
A: PENIS!!
B: PENISFAGGOT!!!
etc etc.
penisfaggot by THE RECESSION April 27, 2009

sphincter thump

The Sphincter Thump is a more humane / less illegal derivative of the Donkey Punch. While fuck'in Doggy Style the man reaches down and thumps the woman’s anus as hard as he can with a flick of his finger. The reaction is that the woman tenses up and greatly enhances the mans climax. (*Note the most effective thump is to bend ones middle finger back using the thumb on the same hand. Once cocked aim for the Brown Eye and let it fly).
Do you want all the benefits of a Donkey Punch without the trip to jail and rape investigation? Then try the smart man's way to muscle seizing pleasure, the Sphincter Thump.
sphincter thump by WCC September 6, 2008
Maridar is such a pick me girl.
Pick Me by S.Spears February 8, 2022
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