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Spontaneous Cumbustion 

The act of instant male orgasm upon seeing something insanely hott.
When Lauren and Silvia took their clothes off, Patrick experienced spontaneous cumbustion.

Super Christian

A person of the Christian faith that tends to take it to extremes in such a way as to threaten on, insult, or get into the face of people that are not christian. Generally these people are "frowned" upon in the media eye but are praised by high up christian. Also they tend to annoy people to the point of which they bend their victims to their will. Best way to get rid of one is to say you worship Satan and tell them to leave or be cursed with demon magic. (this tends to make them run but do not do this to a door to door Super Christian because they will mass around your house and attempt to "release demon within you" Aka kill you)
Super Christian: YOU BETTER BELIEVE IN JESUS AND PRAY TO GOD OR YOU WILL BE DAMNED TO HELL AND I WILL SEND YOU THEIR WITH MY JESUS STICK. *Brandishes a 2x4 with jesus painted on it*

Person: Ok dude I believe just chill out jeez.

Super Christian: Good, have a Jesus cookie.
Smart, good person who loves beign with girls and having the time of his life without smiling. Insulting, funny uy who can't be resisted. Has all em hot babes after him
Jess: Hey do you know that Nate kid?
Ab: Yeahh he's real funny and so good
Nate by ajngik October 28, 2011

bag of smashed asses 

some that is soooo ugly, they can be compared to a bag filled to the brim with asses that have been smashed beyond belief.
Evan: did you see rob's date? she looks hideous!
Rob: my date looks like a bag of smashed asses
Zack: my date is a genuine cunt rag.
bag of smashed asses by Zizzle January 4, 2007
Hey Papos, fuck you.
Papos by ItsSkillZZ August 17, 2017
you're an alzarah
Alzarah by dicksucker231169 June 6, 2023
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