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Umaiza is the friend you need. She's not very nice but she's resourceful, funny but she will bully you no matter what and will make fun of your exes but you still need her for the math homework answers. Despite her being very mean, you'll cherish her and love her because she will play Fortnite with you, she sucks, but she'll play with you (warning: you'll have to carry her). Nevertheless, everyone needs an Umaiza.
person 1: HEY have you done the math homework
person2: yeah bro, Umaiza helped me with it last night
person1: DAMN, I need me an Umaiza
person2: yeah bro, Umaiza helped me with it last night
person1: DAMN, I need me an Umaiza
by dicksucker231169 December 4, 2023
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