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concertmaster 

The principal member of the first violin section; generally the most skilled violinist in any given orchestra. While technically only in charge of the first violin section, they often make executive decisions in regard to bowings and phrasing for the entire orchestra. They especially enjoy lording over the second violin section.

A great source of insecurity and angst for all concertmasters is the fact that they just weren't good enough to make it as soloists. Their oversized egos to compensate for the fact that they're really just failures inside, always looking up at what could have been if their playing was better.

While the term 'concertmaster' is generally seen as gender-neutral, the term concertmistress is occasionally used for females occupying this role.
Principal second violin: Hey, I heard they filled the concertmaster's spot with someone other than you. What do you know about this guy?

Assistant concertmaster: I heard from a mutual friend at Eastman that he hates his life because he went to Juilliard thinking he was actually going to come out a soloist. Instead, he ended up here, haha!

Principal second violin: No shocker there, but that means he's probably an arrogant, butthurt prima donna who's going to totally suck as a stand partner. I'm so sorry for you!
concertmaster by Che Criollo May 6, 2020

Mercury, merCury, mercurY

I hate this!
But I was alone and thinking… and the tears came…. Younger colleagues will be here shortly…
I don’t understand this!

I try to see the positives… right, there is a positive in everything…

Got it… just because I can’t stop crying… my tear ducts are cleaned out.
hand job... usually given as a reward of something good
Pendleberry is the haji-master

"hey kinger, if u score a goal ill give u a haji after the game"
haji by mike April 23, 2004
(Business letter): "I will look into the issue and get back to you soonest."
soonest by Bilham April 6, 2014
Sort of like University of Maryland without all the sports and riots.
"Where do you go to school?"

"UMBC?"

"What's that?"
UMBC by Zeei April 30, 2006

Justen Harrington 

Justen Harrington is a large male, typically athletic, skinny, egotistical, and smart. He is known for dating petite, dark hair, Mexican heritage, and usually hazel eye girls. His slick dance moves are sure to attract any girl when he dances to Old Town Road and Smokey Mountain Rain.
"Hey, is that Justen Harrington with Destiny again? She sure is lucky! At least till she finds out he loves the Alabama Hot Pocket. *SMH*"

"That dude has some sick moves! He must be a Justen Harrington."

"Justen Harrington and Greta are SO goals!"

"I wish I could dance like that. That guy's a real Justen Harrington."

"Justen Harrington and Shannon are the best dancers ever!"
Justen Harrington by FIFA0319 December 13, 2019
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