The act of receiving fellatio while getting your hair washed.

How a traditional male feels when a traditional female makes an unambiguous sexual overture.

See also flummoxed.

A person you only talk to on the phone and don't actually do anything with.

A contract weasel is a person in a large sales organization that just sits around the office. He/she will appear busy when the boss is around. But in all actuality they are doing personal business on the company time. The only reason they are sitting there is to catch a call in or a person to walk in to the office. This type of individual is very very common in Military Recruiting offices. Although they are less common in the civilian world. Because their types of actions would get them fired. This person also has close association to the boot weasel. They think they know everything there is to know about sales but they really don't know shit.

A silo that is specifically used to store Skittles, and only Skittles.

Piss with a lisp.

verb used to describe one urinating but pronounced wrongly through the mouth of a person with the speech defect known as Lispspspsps.