Quick grooming before going for a grooming session. So that the attendants at the grooming session don't silently judge you. Quick brush and floss before going to the dentist's. Brief foot-wash before going for a pedicure. Even joining a hole-in-the-wall gym to get in shape for the snazzy uptown gym.
X: "I really wanna join that gym with the hot guys."
L: "But you just joined this gym."
X: "Ya, d'uh, to get in shape for that only."
L: "Spare me your metagrooming."
1. When you should be taking something serious but everyone is completely out of control in a silly way.
2. Taking video games more serious than school work.
3. Choosing to play hallway dodgeball rather than study for a midterm or final.
3. Totally blowing off anything important in life just so you can have a good time.
Matt: You super glued his tooth brush holder and deoderant closed?
Sam: this is total clown school.
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Rob: Dude, lets play some Super Smash Bros.
Brian: Naw man, I have two papers and a test tomorrow...Fuck it, 99 lives. Lets Go.
Sam: This is total clown school.
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Evan: They moved 5 beds into one room and didn't get written up for it?