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Metagrooming 

Quick grooming before going for a grooming session. So that the attendants at the grooming session don't silently judge you. Quick brush and floss before going to the dentist's. Brief foot-wash before going for a pedicure. Even joining a hole-in-the-wall gym to get in shape for the snazzy uptown gym.
X: "I really wanna join that gym with the hot guys."
L: "But you just joined this gym."
X: "Ya, d'uh, to get in shape for that only."
L: "Spare me your metagrooming."
Metagrooming by willgetback November 12, 2011
Baheer Name Meaning of “radiant”, “skilled”, “extremely handsome”. Baheer is an Arabic name, the name is often also used in Afghanistan.
Baheer by AfghanifromCanada November 23, 2021

stack it 

To fall over in a spectacular or amusing fashion, often to the immense amusement of the people around you.
I can't believe I stacked it up the stairs and passed out. I'm such a klutz.
stack it by parlez February 21, 2005
Word of the Day on October 4, 2007
LMFBO! That shit is funny!
LMFBO by WorddGod November 28, 2010

pedobear 

a person who likes bears/young girls
somehow shaped in bear form. not really.
*phone rings*
jeffrey: is KC callin you?
joanna: yeah, he's such a pedobear.
pedobear by jananerz April 5, 2009

Total Clown School 

1. When you should be taking something serious but everyone is completely out of control in a silly way.

2. Taking video games more serious than school work.

3. Choosing to play hallway dodgeball rather than study for a midterm or final.

3. Totally blowing off anything important in life just so you can have a good time.
Matt: You super glued his tooth brush holder and deoderant closed?

Sam: this is total clown school.
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Rob: Dude, lets play some Super Smash Bros.

Brian: Naw man, I have two papers and a test tomorrow...Fuck it, 99 lives. Lets Go.

Sam: This is total clown school.
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Evan: They moved 5 beds into one room and didn't get written up for it?

Sam: This is total clown school.
Total Clown School by Caribou Brown October 20, 2009
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