Quick grooming before going for a grooming session. So that the attendants at the grooming session don't silently judge you. Quick brush and floss before going to the dentist's. Brief foot-wash before going for a pedicure. Even joining a hole-in-the-wall gym to get in shape for the snazzy uptown gym.
X: "I really wanna join that gym with the hot guys."
L: "But you just joined this gym."
X: "Ya, d'uh, to get in shape for that only."
L: "Spare me your metagrooming."
L: "But you just joined this gym."
X: "Ya, d'uh, to get in shape for that only."
L: "Spare me your metagrooming."
by willgetback November 12, 2011
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