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Urban Dictionary

Lyle Lovett 

An extremely ugly motherfucker, of the Texas variety. Has a excellent singing voice, but looking at him will want to make you poke your eyes out with hot nails.
Lyle Lovett was married to Julia Roberts. Why you ask? Obviously not for his looks.... he must be well endowed.
Lyle Lovett by Iizawetodd February 16, 2009

confucting

A word to express something that is both confusing and conflicting at the same time.
The idea that Earth IS Hell is a very confucting concept.

Two_Spirit (Indian To Native American) 

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to abscesses.
Person 1: Are you addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Two_Spirit (Indian To Native American)
Person 1:

UD Nut Slop 

The semen that gets on your computer keyboard when you jerk off after Urban Dictionary Editors approve yet another fucking retarded definition that you made up.
Retard: Fuck, I just got UD nut slop all over my keyboard!

Retard 2: Dude, why did you just phone me and tell me t-?

Retard: Dad?

Retard 2: What? You thought I was YOUR DAD!? Man, that is some fucked up shit.

*Click*
UD Nut Slop by pollup January 11, 2008

internet party 

When one consumes alcoholic beverages while talking with friends on AOL Instant Messenger. Typically, only one person is involved in an internet party, although multiple intoxicated parties are not unheard of.
"djyude, i coudna't findc a party tso gho to so i"M havign abns ibetnet paarty!"
internet party by Jack Nance July 26, 2004
Ali G language, or similars :D
Ali G in DA house
Wazza mazza fackaaa
slang by ^Sparco^ February 4, 2005
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