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Jungle Custard 

The semen of another man queefed by a woman
Growled this girl out and she queefed jungle custard on me
Jungle Custard by Sando48 August 31, 2018

Forelong 

A guys who has a big forehead but is actually very stupid and has a small brain inside.
Omg, jimmy has forelong.
Forelong by elxtxnn April 29, 2016

December 30th 

National Fuck Your S/O day 🍆.
boyfriend : hey baby , its December 30th.
Girlfriend : fuck me daddy 😩🍆.
December 30th by tarcen bae. April 14, 2021
As a verb: To screw up completely and/or hilariously.
As a noun: A complete failure, referring to a person.
"Alright, I need to take care of this paper before Darius numpts it (up)."
or
"I already know the button inputs, you numpt."
Numpt by Darius Oak September 30, 2016

assterpiece 

The amalgamation of "masterpiece" and "ass" - essentially a masterful ass. This is applicable to any female that has a lot to bare with her derrière.
Jessica Biel has an ass that won't stop! What an assterpiece!

Even in her older state, J Lo still has a mighty fine assterpiece protecting her backside.
assterpiece by JDMGio February 18, 2011
When you're getting a blowjob from some girl, and you tell her you feel like you finished. Then she gets confused, takes it out, and scream "BANZAI!" in her face and explode in her eye.
Girl: What do you mean you---

Guy: BANZAI, BITCH!
banzai by inthelifeofnorris March 4, 2009
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