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When you think of a Kevin, chances are there are a lot of positive thoughts that envelop your mind. He's funny, he's relaxed, he's the guy that you would call when you are bored and in need of a laugh. Chances are though that relaxed attitude and mentality lead to his more questionable qualities. Kevins can be quite clueless, and daft at times because their mindset and attitude of going with the flow often result in them making impulsive decisions that hurt themselves and others around them. Kevin quite literally speaking is a child. They are wholesome, happy, and generally a positive soul that finds the small things in life enough to satisfy their needs. Kevin's childlike innocence ends up being both his best qualities as a partner and friend because he helps you enjoy and see the small things in life but at the same time leads you to become exasperated with his immaturity. Physically speaking they are buff hunks that have hazelnut brown eyes and dimples that always melt the heart of girls around him but end up freezing them after they smell his breath. You should always have a kevin in your life, for the raw life and energy that they bring to any atmosphere. Beware if your the opposite gender though as Kevins can become quite lackadaisical in terms of romantic boundaries.
Don't be a Kevin, Lexi relax your feelings and go with the flow.

Kevin YOUR BEING A KEVIN. CHILL YOUR BEANS
Kevin by boualisisbad1206 April 17, 2022

Wickywhompus 

Man I just heard a loud wickywhompus in the bathroom
Wickywhompus by Bbqking429 April 25, 2016
when you're smoking marijuana out of a pipe or piece and you suck in too hard and you get ash (or 'scoobs') in your mouth.
Diana: hey, Lillie, pass me that bowl!
Lillie: no, man! that sh*t is cashed, i totally just got scoobs!
Scoobs by Big Shasta July 27, 2004

I Think The Fuck Not 

A more expressive way of disagreeing.
Sam: "I still love you. Can we get back together - "
Delilah: "I think the fuck not."
made by immanuel obrien meaning: out of timing
u rel outers bai
outers by mani445 January 22, 2023
smelly tattoo/dog

inferior to other ppl due to lack in size of manhood
smelly tattoo/dog

inferior to other ppl due to lack in size of manhood
pakys by Anonymous September 16, 2003

Value Meal 

Definition 1: Getting head (oral sex) in a Mickey D’s restroom.

Definition 2: Lathering a Big Mac in Big Mac Sauce and repeatedly inserting and removing your penis from between either of the three buns.
Definition 1 example:
Dude 1: bro why do you keep scratching your dick?
Dude 2: probably cause I let that ho give me a Value Meal last night. Shit man

Definition 2 example:
Dude 1: why are you putting so much sauce on your bi- where are you going?
Dude 2: hold on I’ll be right back after I get this Value Meal in the bathroom
Dude 1: nice man
Value Meal by Freggsmash May 13, 2019
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