macho man randy savage

-Professional wrestler famous for having his back side scorched on a plethora of occasions by Hulk Hogan.
-Was a two time WWF World Champion and 4 time WCW champion. Lost one WWF title to Hogan, and dropped two WCW titles to the Hulkster.
-Often known as Hulk's whipping boy or bitch.
-Made a rap CD calling out Hogan, but in fact, is deathly afraid of the 24" pythons and lacks the testicular fortitude to actually follow through on his challenge.
-Was a spokesman for Slim Jim Beef Jerky. Famous Slim Jim quote was, “snap into a Slim Jim.” The irony is that Hogan snapped into Savage like he was a Slim Jim.
-Was married to former manager, the late Miss Elizabeth.

"Whatcha gonna do, Macho Man Randy Savage, when the largest arms in the world and Hulkamania, runs wild on you!?"

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Shar

Short for the name, "Sharon."

Hey Shar, what's up?

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Fat Kid

Any person who, regardless of age, sex or stature, adores food with every fiber of their being. Note that being a fat kid does not imply anything about a person's weight; it is purely a state of mind.

Certain moments and activities can be categorized as Fat Kid Moments and/or Activities. Examples: going to the grocery store at 2am because all you want in life are brownies; eating an entire pint of Ben&Jerrys when you really only meant to have a bite; pity eating the last bite/portion of food on a plate/bowl/cake pan; assuming other people's food left in the fridge more than three days is automatically up for grabs; patronizing buffet restaurants more than is strictly necessary/healthy/sane; putting whipped cream on..well..everything; interjecting thoughts about food into conversations that had nothing to do with food until that point; etc.

"So...you going back for thirds, too?"
"Um, obviously. Haha omg we're such fat kids."

"Dude I'm such the fat kid...Everyone at the party had these dainty portions on their plates, and I was wolfing down crackers and goat cheese like it was my job."

"Hey, did you read that article on Mexican sociocultural shifts and the escalating tension between adolescent social groups?"
"Mmm...Mexican food."

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political graveyard

Where ideas and politicians' careers go to die.

(1) A job from which political advancement is very unlikely.

(2) A committee or agency which receives ideas or proposals, but does not release them.

(3) A list of politicians whose careers have been ended by some specific pundit or reporter or political boss or pressure group.

Being on city council only makes you lots of enemies, so you can't get elected to any higher office; it's a political graveyard.

Senator Smith's committee is the political graveyard for weed control legislation.

If you criticize Rush Limbaugh, he's going to put you in his political graveyard.

political graveyard by Consider Her Ways September 7, 2012