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A society that is proposed by Carl Marx, promptly before the authories killed him. Basically the utopia is a perfect place where there is no rich and poor and everything is abundant, it comes from capitalism.
The Russians skipped the capatalism part, formed the Soviet Union, and killed anyone who opposed their "utopia".
utopia by Chang Tan October 26, 2003

whiskey dick 

Originally this condition was used to describe the extreme shrinkage caused by drinking alcohol, turning even the largest dicks into mere helmets in the bush.

More recent usage of the word has devolved to a more general description of being too drunk to get a hard-on
"I drank a fifth of Jack and had to piss, but it took me 10 minutes just to find my dick so I wouldn't piss on my balls."

"I'm too drunk to fuck."
whiskey dick by Bill Brasky March 2, 2005
A verb that means to inject or smoke crystal methamphetamine(speed) into your human body.
Looking to PARTY tonite with that girl Tina. Horned up tonite after Partying and looking to get WILD(have uninhibited bareback sex). Partied earlier and now ready for some wild sex.
Party by Waikikisunset April 25, 2011
Your article is just cowshit, while his is fully bullshit.
cowshit by uttam maharjan July 28, 2010
A small Filipino kid who has no life of girlfriend
Jeff: wow that’s a really small Filipino kid his name must be Jhufel
jhufel by Pandaman@yourmom January 30, 2018
When GeorgeNotFound shoves a squirt-gun up Dreamwastaken's anus. Usually used in FanFictions
I did the Wet Dream to my boyfriend last night.
Wet Dream by Thelasthayoullsee July 20, 2023
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