Samar: Hey oscar, how's your oscar?
Oscar: Idk man, still struggling to be straight.

Rally cars look extremely cool

Look at this comment I found on Reddit. Retarditors be saying shit like "Have fun! I’m sure you’ll be able to raise the rent indefinitely as this number gets higher. I see no long term sustainability issues with this" in response to how to build housing.

Ben became a real gladass after he won the lotto.

I like toes. I suck them. I eat them and I fuck them

Friend: Hey dude you ever get that job scrubbing those waste cans at the abortion clinic?
Dude: No man, I couldn't find any straws.
Friend: I may be wrong but you might be the worlds best multislacker!