Juicy Bagel

A bagel that you stick your dick in and fuck it, like a jelly filled doughnut, and then feed it to your loved ones.

Anyone want a taste of this Juicy Bagel?

I gave my step brother my Juicy Bagel last night

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The Lords Nuggies

Danny Devito did a movie and I say The Lords Nuggies

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The act of a student who needs to shit so bad, and all the stalls are locked, so they shit in the sink, and cram it down the drain.

Student1: Hey your back early did you make it on time.
Turtle Sinker: Nah, I had to Turtle Sink it.

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When GeorgeNotFound shoves a squirt-gun up Dreamwastaken's anus. Usually used in FanFictions

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