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Glance Count 

The act of looking at a group of objects whose combined number is so low (ex. 3) that you can count them just by glancing.
Dude, why would you say 7? You can totally glance count and see that it's 2.
Glance Count by emogurl721 August 4, 2011

Manifesting reality

You are not doing that Rob Reiner. We're you trying to "manifest" your son into a different son and then did you and your wife get stabbed for doing that? Because it looks like someone started a cult using on of my previous pseudonyms and not is telling people to use the weaponized schizophrenia to program their kids and now on 2 separate occasions those kids have murder their own parents... Which is exactly what I said would happen. So maybe just stop making shit up, huh? That's not what I'm doing.
Hym "I'm not manifesting reality you fuckng idiots stop trying to imitate me and stop listening to the guy who is impersonating me. This is why I keep insisting that you're stupid. I told you that this would happen 10 years ago and I have been prove right over and over again. How many of you need to get killed by your own kids before you get the picture? Is it 2 or maybe after the next one you'll finally get it. I mean, seriously. Who did you let tell you that it was a good idea to do that? Jamhal? Did Jamhal Beau claim to be Ndengei and the tell you to literally do any thing the opposite of everything I say? And you just did that? And that was smart to you? Stop manifesting reality. That isn't what I'm trying to do. That isn't what happened here. You shouldn't think that that is how this works. It is not how I actually suggested that this works. You are morons. It does not matter what I said, the delusions of moral superiority you generated in your head do not invalidate the substantive points I have made about things."
Manifesting reality by Hym Iam December 17, 2025

The Jasmine Effect

Your having sex with a large, obese ass torta and after one bounce, the floor/bed or whatever your fucking on breaks underneath you.
YO BRO! I was pounding some tortas taco last night and the jasmine effect occured

Capitalist Gospel Guys 

Religious leaders who accumulated wealth by defrauding, brainwashing masses or using the age-long adopted manual, princinples, precepts & books to buttress their motives having mastered its wherewithal.
1-4 of the super rich Capitalist Gospel Guys in the christendom are from Nigeria.
Zj
I gave him a zj
Zj by anonymous September 8, 2022

SBS flick 

A tittilating, arthouse foreign film likely to be screened late at night on the Australian TV station SBS.

The Special Broadcasting Service (SBS) is a government-funded television station with a focus on "multicultural" and niche programming. Although it broadcasts many arthouse foreign films, it has gained a reputation for screening content late at night (and particularly on Friday and Saturday nights) which, while not pornographic, contains erotic scenes, themes and/or nudity.

Analogous Hollywood films include "Blue Lagoon", "Porky's" and "Basic Instinct", while classic examples of SBS flicks are Pedro Almodovar's Spanish "Tie Me Up, Tie Me Down", the Italian coming-of-age film "Malèna", the Japanese comedy "The Weather Girl" and the German thriller "Killer Condoms" about, you guessed it, homicidal condoms with teeth.
John: What did you get up to last night?
Sam: Saw some SBS flick about a young Armenian goatherder who is sexually conflicted by new feelings for the village Mayor's daughter.
SBS flick by AllySays June 23, 2007
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