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When you laugh so hard that you spill your water all over your keyboard and it causes a total grid blackout for your entire town.
Bruh when I read that meme earlier that shit had me spilfing.

That was such a spilf moment when he started telling jokes.

Why are you being so spilfy right now? We are in the middle of class!
Spilf by justaeyeons May 10, 2022
A way to call someone a dickhead - in a good way. Or maybe not, don't ask me.
Your such a suzuya, why did you steal my mothers boyfriend! Your a man yourself, stop being gay!
To keep changing ones alibi starting of with " it's just a rumour" then moving on to "i don't know", followed by " ok, i knew but..." and any other excuses one can think of, ending with " it's not my fault, some one tricked me"

This comedy of continuously changing statements in defense of the former Malaysian Priminister alleged involvement in the worlds biggest con job in relation to 1MDB investment fund and the investigation by the Justice Department.
When his teacher called his mom and told her he was absent from school, Jimmy started doing the Najib as soon as he walked thru the front door and saw his mom's look of displeasure.
The Najib by walaun May 4, 2019
Sexual Intercourse,
Do what you gotta go to get your yazoo.
Yazoo by Ally September 13, 2003

Lynxr XI 

A really bad fortnite sweaty don who thinks he’s the goat but always loses
ewwwww you are such a Lynxr XI
Lynxr XI by Hxrtzi September 10, 2020
jasahni is a funny person and she light s up the whole classroom when she comes in everyone loves jasahni
jasahni is Ja'Hyraa bestie 6/6

Soor Ploom 

A soor ploom is a rare occurrence. When somebody experiences a soor ploom, they are feeling severe pain, this pain is also know as ring sting. Extreme gas (farting) also accompanies the sting. Soor plooms usually occur after one eats food that is extremely spicy, unfortunately a beverage does not settle this problem.
Ford ate a poutine, he did not get a soor ploom. Lily, on the other hand, ate gumbo......Wow! She is gonna feel the pain tomorrow!
Soor Ploom by HankyDankyDoo August 23, 2009
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