At 45 years old, I should be a MILF, yet I'm still a SPILF to men!
by talk2me-JCH2 October 8, 2022
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Generic term for an attractive disabled person, coined whilst on an unsuccessful MILF hunt in Scotland.

"There's bugger all worth doing round here..."
(Spots disabled lady crossing road)
"Unless you wanna go for that SPILF!"
by Stickystuff October 29, 2008
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SPILF, similar to PILF (Parent I'd Like to F**k), MILF (Mom I'd Like to F**k), and DILF (Dad I'd Like to F**k), SPILF stands for Step-Parent I'd Like to F**k.
Considering a term like SPILF to exist, you could potentially add in SMILF and SDILF for more options, but generally speaking, SPILF makes everything just a little less complicated.
"Brooo, that SPILF over there is a total hottie! They're like one of those greek statues, so godly!~"
"Broski, you're a total simp but I love you anyway."
by wefwidgewatow July 14, 2021
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A great V-Tuber/futa/cult leader/bottom
Person1: Have you seen The Spilf on YouTube?
Person2: You mean the futa?
by safydude May 12, 2022
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a joint, blunt filled wiht marjuana and tobbaco. May be confused with a regular marijuana filled blunt or joint, the truth is it has tobbaco mixed with it.
"bro we dont have anough weed for a full joint..."Well lets roll a spliff"
by IrIe October 22, 2003
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When you laugh so hard that you spill your water all over your keyboard and it causes a total grid blackout for your entire town.
Bruh when I read that meme earlier that shit had me spilfing.

That was such a spilf moment when he started telling jokes.

Why are you being so spilfy right now? We are in the middle of class!
by justaeyeons May 11, 2022
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