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Urban Dictionary

Mount and Balance 

1. To engage in sexual intercourse in a non-traditional location or position whereby great care, skill and balance is required to avoid falling, twisting or otherwise resulting in bodily injury.

2. A mechanical term used to refer to the installation of vehicle tires onto wheel rims and weight balancing the wheel for even tread wear.
1. Dan and Carla spiced up their lovemaking by having sex on the roof of their neighbors house. They were able to get off without injury with a successful mount and balance.

2. Frank bough some new shoes for his ride and made sure he paid extra for the mount and balance.
Mount and Balance by Eaton Holgoode November 15, 2015

snowpony 

Fit tradie lads/sportsmen in their 20's right into coke.
See that footballer over there - real snowpony - you can tell by the way he's ducking out to the dunnies every 5 minutes.
snowpony by peteyboy December 24, 2006

small dick syndrome 

What many men experience, causing many men to be and act in toxic and aggressive manners.

Everyone knows that they cannot change parts of their body in any meaningful way, so men born with small penises will try to shape the world into something that makes them feel bigger.

Many men with Small Dick Syndrome develop hatred for women, hatred for more successful men, become obsessed with money, join the military or the police force, etc.
That's my cousin Mike. He does MMA, is a former Marine, a cop, is racist, always on edge, angry and violent. He's never had a woman genuinely want him, and he can't get over his first time with a girl, when she laughed at his penis and walked out.

Oh, so he's just got small dick syndrome.

GTI VOLKSWAGEN 

A gti Volkswagen is commonly driven by fully hecktic wogs trying to chop jap cars or just any rich white girl cause there parents bought it for them.
Oi bro, did you see me fly past that silvia at the red light back there, gti Volkswagen are that quick aye
GTI VOLKSWAGEN by Milfhunter47 April 2, 2019

gangsterocity 

referring to ones level of gangsta or street credibility, often in a sarcastic manner.
hey did you see my new pics yet? check out my gangsterocity.
gangsterocity by Ariel Fernandez September 16, 2008
(verb) A caper or illegal activity (robbery) taking advantage of a mark or easy target. To capitalize off of another person's mistake or naivety .(ex)
"The Plug was lacking, so I stained him, Faneto"
Faneto by Cool Kennedy September 3, 2016
A Gay Jewish name. Loves to work out with other gay guys because they can't get any snatch. Likes to feel other peoples "muscles" and repeat "you're so strong!" Doesn't own any shirts with sleeves either.
Kyle (To Bryan): *feels Bryan's biceps* "Oh you're so strong!" *reaches into Bryan's pants* "Wow that feels nice..."

Girl: "..."
Kyle by TheFedorableKid October 5, 2016
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