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chill Person
uses "Vallah" often
staple Food: coke
everybody loves them
Oesguem, give me the coke please.
Oesguem by crackhead.yk1 July 28, 2020

Wank Worthy 

When you draw experiences from real life that could be used to beat your meat. E.g. Some nice Chest Cheeks, or the homie's booty.
*Fit teacher walks in with some juicy Chest Cheeks
Student 1: Damn boy, those tits are wank worthy.

Student 2: They going in the spank bank for tonight!

Reverse Subway 

A term used to describe a gay gangbang, in which one white man (the bread) is sandwiched between 2 layers of dick (the meat), before being finished with white cream filling - a jizz of mayonnaise (it's not mayo).
Brooo you're telling me Brad got the reverse subway last night? Ayo that's gay as hell.

gang bang 

When a more than 4 people otherwise known as a gang have sex
marena chis angie and tonie heh
gang bang by unkown November 17, 2002

toilet envy 

Toilet envy is a term used to describe a childhood friend who continues to poop like a caveman and wipe his anus with sandpaper despite having the means to own his own bidet and then chastises those of a higher class who have and use a Toto bidet toilet.
Check out the tech bro. He can ride in a car that drives itself but still wipes his butt with paper. Dude has total toilet envy.
toilet envy by Bidet King August 16, 2024

elliott church 

An overgrown penis wart.
Named after Scientest Elliott Church of Calverton who was the first to diagnose.
James:"What do you think it is Doctor?"
Doctor:"Its definatley an Elliott Church"
elliott church by Chloris Jane November 15, 2007
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