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ain'tient history 

Da long-ago period when da common slang-contraction was first used.
My snooty English teacher is constantly correcting us for poor grammar, but I always point out dat slang words date back to ain'tient history.
ain'tient history by QuacksO June 8, 2021

Holiday drop 

Holiday ritual in which crazy gramps/nana are deposited at a local hospital so that the family can enjoy the festivities unencumbered.
In the medical field working around holidays always means an opportunity to observe the holiday drop.
Holiday drop by ED RN December 28, 2016
A hot young girl who is hip and urban --with better style than most actresses, that leads a really cool life which leaves other females jealous.
That funktriss is too hot for this place, look at all the other females hating on her.
Funktriss by Cara DeGregorio December 16, 2005
That dude with a very microscopic penis. He is that nigger that likes sucking his uncle's dick. Leo is very fat and weighs 377 pounds. If he smashes you will be suicided. He will eventually shoot up your school and kill you.
Dude 1: Man Leo is so gay
Dude 2: Yeah bro he has no penis
Leo: Imma Shoot You
Leo by ifuckeduruncle February 4, 2020

Hoopsnake 

Hoopsnakes are dangerous snakes native to Australia. Commonly found in bushland and the outback, Hoopsnakes are NOT lethal, but are still dangerous when confronted. Although usually quite timid animals, Hoopsnakes have been known to chase down and attack animals and humans during their breeding period. If bitten by the Hoopsnake, headaches, vomiting, and temporary blindness and paralysis may occur.

What makes the Hoopsnake different from other snakes in the world is their ability to to roll, in a way much like a wheel or hula-hoop (hence the name, Hoopsnake). They bite onto their tail, which is very thick and callused, and use their strengthened spines to roll into a circular shape and roll around. Using this method, the Hoopsnake can reach up to 60km/h.

Although lots is known about the Hoopsnakes, they are not not very well known as they should be. They were never featured on any of Steve Irwin's television programs or his movies, which is quite disappointing. The Hoopsnake is a beautiful creature which deserves to be known throughout the world.
There is no definite breeding season with Hoopsnakes, as they breed year round. A female Hoopsnake will find a new mate every year. Couples only breed once a year, with the female laying around 10 to 15 eggs in a batch. On average, only 8 survive, due to the Hoopsnake being the main food source of eagles and hawks.

Hoopsnakes feed on small marsupials such as biblies, mice, rats and quolls. Baby hoopsnakes often eat crickets and other small insects. Hoopsnakes live around 8 years, and in their life time have been known to grow up to 1.5 metres long. They range from a light, olive green to a darker black in colour, depending on the age. This is why it is extremely difficult to identify the Hoopsnake, because the colours are so different.

Bazza: Mate! Saw a Hoopsnake the other day, almost hit it in me Holden - bloody beautiful creature!

Davo: Bloody oath!
Hoopsnake by aussiebro November 13, 2011
Adjective: To describe something that is done quickly.
I ordered my items from amazon on Monday and it says they will notnarrive until Wednesday, thats not very primesy!
primesy by KingMosh January 18, 2021
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