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Jesus not listening

Something you say after someone says omg or omj if it's a stupid reason to say it.
Alex: OMG, Bobby dumped me again

Chrissy: Girl, jnl, leave him alone.
jnl by Wiseguy123 May 5, 2009
1. Wherever Tau Kappa Epsilon International Fraternity's members are.
2. An Idealistic place, where Charity, Love and Esteem reside.
1. The headquarters of Tekedom is Indianapolis.
2. Welcome to Tekedom.
tekedom by Mike Gebauer November 7, 2003

Disconbobulateor 

When someone or something is extremely confusing.
Rico was called a Disconbobulateor because he ate ice cream upside down!
Disconbobulateor by EnderKnight69 November 16, 2023
when you vomit on an individual while performing oral sex
"shay did a jobear on ian's cock"
jobear by Michael .PD August 19, 2007

igottaknow 

bald skinny and gay. Sits on his computer all day watching and pressing refresh on his browser hoping some responds to his posts on the cor on ta. Also known to sit on his porch and ponder why so many people flame him. Harasses young girls on the net. posts pics of them on threads and gets flamed for invasion of privacy. No job No girl NO hair and hardly any time left in life. Whats a brotha to do?

also known for having nervous breakdowns on forums.
Billy you better shut down the computer. your gonna get igottaknowed
igottaknow by Vivid March 20, 2005

dutchman's pipe 

1. sexual act in which a male receives a blow job in a meat locker or some other cold storage room so that it appears as though the giving partner is smoking a pipe; upon climaxing, the receiving partner ejaculates on the upper lip of the giving partner, leaving a white mustache like one an old dutchman who smokes a pipe would have
2. slang term for a penis
Last night, I was talking to this waitress, and before I knew it, she took me back to the freezer and started giving me a BJ! I gave her a dutchman's pipe and got out of there.
dutchman's pipe by Tremors March 14, 2009