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Existence 

A very hard word to define. One must pick up the meaning of existence. And existence can only refer to people. Generally, it is better to not exist, but existing is not always a bad thing. Good people exist, and bad people do not. However, people generally like those who do not exist more. The best definition of existence is close to, but not exactly, the combination of how good a person is in any way compared to how much they try. People who try very hard and are very successful often exists, while those who really don’t care do not exist. However, that is not the only basis for existence. For more on existence, one must hear examples of who exists and who doesn’t. Every person fits into one of the following categories: defines existence, exists, barely exists, barely does not exists, does not exist, defines non-existence.
"He practices the piano for twelve hours a day to stay that good. He defines existence.
Existence by MisterPoops January 25, 2009
a general word or phrase, pishaw has no definition. It can be positive, negative, both, or neither. It does not fall under one category in terms of sentence parts. It is entirely without a standard meaning. It means whatever you want it to mean. It also has no set spelling (although this is the traditional one) and no set pronunciation.
1. I am filled with pishaw.
2. His hair looked very pishaw.
3. Anna and Catherine leap and pishaw over the fence.
4. Life is ever so pishaw.
pishaw by Brooke January 2, 2004

Yeshuffle 

Yeshuffle is the yeshiva girl walk that very orthodox girls employ when walking very very fast to class, when they are trying to pass an unpleasant fearful experience, or when they are trying to get home for Shabbos. Most often yeshiva girls are hugging books as they yeshuffle.

It might have been an evolutionary development because of the long skirts which constrained leg movement, but now it is perhaps vestigal because yeshiva girls with loose skirts yeshuffle as well. Many argue that is a combination of longs skirts and a defense mechanism to avoid goyim activities. Whether it is conscious or unconscious is still to be determined.
Noun.

"Rivka is trying to avoid gentile kids throwing water balloons at each outside of the McDonalds, so she employs the Yeshuffle."

Verb.

"Shayndie's gemara class starts in 3 minutes so she is yeshuffling as fast as she can."
Yeshuffle by Ohiso.com June 21, 2005

penal smear 

When you get your penis with cum on it and smear it all over a girls face!
My girlfriend wasn't paying attention to me so i asked her to look my way and i penal smeared her!!!!!!
In the United States Navy and Coast Guard, and in the Navies of various country's- the lowest level of senior enlistedmen. An informal, but widely used, contraction of the title Chief Petty Officer (US grade E-7).

The most important promotion in an enlistedman's career, the title carries with it significant responsibilities, not limited to training and mentoring junior commissioned officers (15 or so years younger than themselves) and playing father figure to a bunch of juvenile imbeciles the Navy has the audacity to call sailors.

Chiefs are well respected by senior officers, feared by junior enlisted men and are treated like a general pain in the ass by far too many junior officers. Identified by their khaki uniforms, they maintain a separate mess that even a Captain can't enter without permission and cannot be demoted short of a conviction at Court Martial.
"Chief says he'll burn my ass if I'm late for work again. Goddamn it, I'm a fucking Ensign, no fucking way should that dickhead be able to go over my head like that."
"You've been in 9 months, and know shit. Say that after you've put in 15 years."
Chief by The_Egoist December 16, 2011
when avas on the toilet and is pushing but only has to pee
ava you said you had to pee, why are you pushing? OMG your pushing pee!”
pushing p by fartymarty12345 July 19, 2022

Vortnite 

The ultimate combination of virginity and vore, usually involving multiple defaults violently eating each other out. We stray further from God with each passing moment.
Jonesy screamed as Ramirez violently committed Vortnite on his ass.
Vortnite by DespacitoDaddy96 March 6, 2019
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