shumps

Shumps is more than a word, shumps is a way of life. the word perfectly fits into any scenario imaginable while remaining somewhat coherent. the receiving party should rely on context clues to come to a conclusion as to what the use of “shumps” is referring to.

oh i’m straight shumpin these modelos
“aye man i just hit 2 plates on bench”
“OH SHUMPS”

shumps by hndrxx June 27, 2022

Prachi Mishra

A person who is fantastic at being awesome, as well as sexy and beautiful.

Guy1: Man, you're awesome.
Guy2: I may be awesome, but I am no Prachi Mishra.

Prachi Mishra by Hgguda July 13, 2012

simple

Being happy with the current moment whether it's how you're wanting it to go or nor. Loving what you're doing or at least something about it. Spend some days outside every now and then just because. with neighbors friends or family.

That sort of stuff that makes you say, "man, what a good day." -simple

simple by kuduman May 26, 2011

Neut

Someone who is neutral to everything or thinks they are cool as fuck. Mostly the people who say 'ok', 'sure', 'idc' or create words that one has heard before. People who say acronyms left and right. They are the kind of people to kill something the fastest i.e group chats, social conversations, and sparks awkwardness.

Person 1: Ay bruh I just got this dope ass kill in (most popular fps game at that time)
Person 2: ok
Person 1: lol ok? uh u wanna see da clip?
Person 2: nty cba gl befriending people thru game clips, u cringehead
Person 1: damn bruh...u a neut

Neut by vlonetypehomeboy April 2, 2022

Queen

An overrated British "progressive" rock band that started in the 1970s that was popularized by loud ass females who say they listen to classic rock but can only name one of their albums which usually tends to be A Night at the Opera and they usually only know a few songs by them. A Night at the Opera sucks and only gained recognition because of Bohemian Rhapsody. They're also overrated because they ruined progressive rock and they're the reason that 80s progressive rock sounded too much like pop. In a nutshell, Queen is classic rock for basic bitches.

Guy: What kind of music do you like?
Girl: I like progressive rock
Guy: Who do you listen to?
Girl: I listen to Queen.
Guy: That's not real progressive rock. That's classic rock for people that don't listen to classic rock and instead listen to modern hip hop and pop.
Girl: How?
Guy: Queen was a sell out band. They made music for money rather than making it just for fun. You ain't real unless you listen to Genesis, Jethro Tull, King Crimson, Yes, Pink Floyd, Emerson Lake and Palmer, or Led Zeppelin. Stop being a basic bitch and listen to some real shit rather than your crappy modern pop music that claims to be "edgy."

Queen by thechanimal November 10, 2019

Hoover boof

When you stick a tooter up your pooper and vaccuum the drug into your anus. A mix between snorting and boofing.

After Johnny dealt out the lines, Janice dropped trough, grabbed a McDonald's straw, and Hoover boofed a rockstar.

Hoover boof by Jimmy Boofit November 5, 2019

Chloe

chloe is a person who will give you your full attention and heart. She falls in love easy so don’t take that away from her and give her heart break. She’s a beautiful person, she’s a baddie, she’s got some perfect tits, super smart but also dumb, normally has green eyes or hazel, and so much more. you can break a chloe’s heart cause if you do she will feel that pain for a while. SUPER good at sex when you have the time. she will be your best friend and ounce you. it’s are friends she will be by your side from the start to the end. If you fall in love with a chloe your REALLY lucky.

“dude i had the best sex last night!”
“lemme guess her name was chloe!”

Chloe by bases on real events November 1, 2019

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