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Jack Sparrow 

WHERE DO I START?!! Evil but adorable...dishonest but reliable...dopey but smart...sleazy but charming...drunk but......no, just drunk ;)
"But why is the rum gone?"
"...so we're all men of our word, except Elizabeth, who is in fact, a woman..."
"Will, nice hat!"
Jack Sparrow by Anna December 9, 2003

Mantecon 

HUGE slut. Wears red lipstick a lot and drinks out of phallic shaped things BECAUSE SHE CAN.
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Also, has nice eyes and a beautiful heart.
"Whoa, dude you look WRECKED"
"Yeah, totally having a mantecon day"
Mantecon by buttkisser3000 June 22, 2014

A big fat mad dog 

A human being who won’t stop going on about is silver Toyota and the fact that it’s the best car in the world. He is a Richard Hammond wannabe and dresses like a retired nonce
Jesus Christ Gary stop talking about your crap car you’re just a big fat mad dog
"What happened with you and Janet?"
"She fuckily said she's interested in some other guy."
"Bitch!"
fuckily by whore bag April 3, 2006
The nice way of saying, bitch.
"You such a bish"
Bish by Random_Person111111111 April 17, 2018
The result of spewing liquid from your mouth as the result of reading or viewing something ridiculously stupid or hilarious.
#spewage. (Contrary to popular belief, a hashtag does constitute a complete sentence.)
Spewage by Bob Akimbo June 30, 2018
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