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Matthew Bellamy 

Matthew Bellamy is THE god of music. He is just an amazing artist, and he is just great at what he does. Also, he is sexeh ;)He is the lead guitarist, and lead vocalist of Muse <3 I recommend Listening to Muscle Museum, Space Dementia or Megalomania. Good vocal on all three songs.
Barbara: Did you see Matthew Bellamy last night?!
Doris: Yeah! He is sooo amazing on stage!

*ahem*

filthy martinez 

Licking the underside of the twat while sticking a bottle of Corona up their butthole.
Last night I met this broad that let me give her a filthy martinez.
filthy martinez by dshnizzle January 17, 2006

Nigger on Saturday Night 

A person who wildly spends money that they just aquired. Once the money is spent he/she will likely be broke again for some period of time, typically one month when the next government check arrives. See also nigger rich.
Don't go spending all your money like a nigger on Saturday night.

spageptious 

adj. describing something fantastic or supremely great. Perhaps awesome. Definitely surpasses fabulosity.
1) Wow. You look so spageptious today!
2) That gift you gave me yesterday was so spageptious of you!
spageptious by Jojo Walda October 1, 2007

Julia Poffenberger 

Julia Poffenberger is a very unique person. She can have many annoying moments, but overall she loves anyone she trusts. It may take a little while to get her to trust you, but once she does she will let her true self show and become crazy. She can have stupid moments a lot, and tends to laugh way too much. She trusts her best friends more than anyone and anything. She has brown hair, and loves to sleep and eat. She also loves to read and just talk to her friends and family. She can also be a wet noodle at times. She had way too many celebrity crushes, though her first was Simba. She loves donuts and baking and taking polaroids to hang on her wall. She is almost always honest, and tries to be as nice as possible. OmG iTs PeRcY jAcKsOn she loves fantasy books and could hang out in a bookstore forever. She can have sensitive moments and be dumb enough to not take something as a joke, which can be a problem at times. She’s overall slightly (very) annoying, unique, weird, and she loves those she trusts and who respects her.
omg Julia Poffenberger is such a wet noodle

Malaysian Meatball 

The product of a Malaysian gamete meeting a Ukrainian gamete. Often used to describe idiots who use their enemies'
names as fodder on Urban Dictionary to create fake and malicious definitions . As well as to describe idiots who use Chinese spy applications to break into his enemies' mobile and other internet connected devices. A person who cannot write a grammatically correct sentence which makes sense, and suffers from permanent brain damage, from spending all day on the internet.
A typical Malaysian Meatball is a hypocrite who violently attacks his enemies physically and verbally.

self made rubicon

A person who is able to solve a rubik's cube without the instruction or guidance of another person, video or the knowledge of algorithms. This person is simply a baller and figured out how to rearrange those squares without the help of a peer or teacher.
Example: Did you see Kaitlin pick up that 12 sides die and just solve it? She's for sure a self made rubicon!
self made rubicon by Flowerk8lin December 1, 2018
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