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Absolute CRACKWORE that decides to show-up to class 35 minutes late whenever she wants. She is cool but sometimes appears to have palsy at times. Overall she is a great girl that sometimes will make you loose braincells though.
Damm that girl reminded me of a Bella to be honest. She was bot af
Bella by sdijbiewfbwb May 9, 2019
1. One that is homosexual in nature but may not be.

2. To be acting like a Gillyweed is to do stupid or uncalled-for things.

3. Gillan's nickname when he's high and silly.
1. That kid just wrote a poem, what a Gillyweed.

2. What are you doing shoplifting from the Dollar Store? You actin' like a lil' Gillyweed!

3. Gillyweeeeeeeed!
Gillyweed by Mike Steinhoff February 25, 2008

corn buddy 

A good-natured put down of two, close male friends who are heterosexual but secretly enjoy sodomy by using corn cobs on each other.
You and your corn buddy have a good time last night? I'll bet.

closetedtaboosodomypegging
corn buddy by Mon Petit Chien May 11, 2017

Fiscal Cliff 

An opportunity for politicians to do what they do best: get on TV and scare the bejeezus out of people.
Boehner and Obama got some quality air time on TV while stocks crashed because they can't reach a deal on The Fiscal Cliff.
Fiscal Cliff by Mr. R0ntastic November 10, 2012

Shit-astrophe

The sudden urge to have a bowel movement, causing the immediate cancellation of previously scheduled daily plans.
"Professor Smith I just want to appologize for missing last class. Ya' see I was sitting in the class before this one and could just feel a shit-astrophe brewing. Needless to say, I had to run back to my dorm. I'm sure you'll understand."
Shit-astrophe by The Bergmann March 2, 2010

struggle shower 

When your shower head breaks and you have to tape on a plastic bottle and poke holes in the bottom so it duplicates like a shower head.
Damn, My shower head broke. Time to take that struggle shower! Where Dat Plastic bottle?
struggle shower by Mr. Strugglez September 28, 2013
"Oh, shit! im bleeding! FMLATM!"
fml atm
fmlatm by LEGIT. April 5, 2011
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